1. Because Option B means living alone with a bunch of cats.
2. Don’t even think of starting a fight over this card because you know I’ll win.
3. It was either this card or matching sweaters.
4. I got this card for you. No need to call me a hero.
5. I got off the couch to buy you this card (just kidding, I ordered it on the Internet).
6. I miss you when you’re gone like I miss solitude when you’re here.
7. Let’s go out and stare at our phones together.
8. I’m yours, no refunds.
9. You’re the peanut butter to my jelly.
10. I kind of sort of maybe quite possibly like you a lot.
11. Turns out I like you more than I originally planned.
12. You’re my favourite person to text—47 times per day.
13. I love you like a cow loves not being a burger.
14. If you got stung by a jellyfish I would pee on you.
15. I’d walk through fire for you. Well not FIRE because that’s dangerous.
16. Thanks for putting up with my meltdowns.
17. I’m so glad you’re as weird as me.
18. Meh…you’ll do.
19. I found someone that I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
20. You had me at “let’s stay in and watch Netflix”.
21. I’m not sick of you yet.
22. You’ll do.
23. Be my Valentine? It’s a pretty good gig with tons of perks!
24. I love you so much I would give you a kidney…maybe even one of my own.
25. I’m sorry that I roll my eyes at you pretty often.
26. You’re the sweatpants to my life—cozy, warm & the only thing I want after a long day.
27. I’m only in this for your cute butt.
28. I’d shave my legs for you.
29. I love you a little more than I expected.
30. I wouldn’t wanna binge watch TV with anyone else.